She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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