my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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