I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
Randomize
