All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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