C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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