i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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