So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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