So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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