butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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