physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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