She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
