David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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