are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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