What a fucking waste of an outfit
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
sarcasm needs its own font
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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