We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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