i think my mom watched the whole time
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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