I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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