yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I understand Curling. That high.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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