My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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