So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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