Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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