Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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