the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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