she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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