your parents love me but you hate me
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
When did angry sex become our thing?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
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