You surviving the open bar?
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I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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