I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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