is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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