Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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