(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
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