guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Randomize
