Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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