I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Buhtt sex?
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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