Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Randomize
