if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Randomize
