I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
that's an acceptable place to lick
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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