How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Randomize
