Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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