Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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