no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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