i don't like sucking hair
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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