So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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