I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
And the cops told us we were all naked.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
NoShamevember. You game?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
