Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I need water and some morals
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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