is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Ketchup is God's man juice
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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