is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
send nudes
from the living room?
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