Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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