it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
