if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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