Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I think weed is turning my hair brown
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
