so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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