You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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